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More Baseball Pics

We aren't exaggerating when we say that all Clark likes to do all day is play some sort of sport. I took him to the driving range today and had to drag him home. "More golf. More golf, Daddy!" Here's some recent baseball pics from our recent San Antonio trip.

I'm seeing a theme here...

Almost word-for-word what I just heard from Clark in bedtime prayers:

Thank you God for

baseball game
ChuckECheese
animals on YouTube
Astros
Express
Astros ball
Astros bat
glub (glove)
Baylor hat
Baylor Bears basketball goal
Handy Manny ball
football
Spiderman bat
Daddy soccer ball (this means it's a big one)
baby soccer ball (this means it's a little one)
golf club
the other golf club
and the other golf club
and Audrey.

Amen.

Golf Clubs

So I had a dilemma when we moved to Temple and we had children.

Problem
#1 Not many of my friends play golf here in Temple.
#2 I don't like to spend 4 hours away from my kids on the weekend.

Solution

Call the Bullpen- "Bad Throw"

Clark isn't too happy about my pitching. He does insist on having batting practice everyday for about 30 minutes though.

I will become by earth, presidents, and heaven.

um guess who needs a haircut